What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
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javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
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It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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