By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
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Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Just invented taco cereal.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
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Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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