Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
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Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
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who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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