we have pet lesbian snakes
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
please don't ironically join a cult
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