Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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