We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
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I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
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you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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