bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
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You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
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I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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