Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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