Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
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i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
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It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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