yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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