If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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