so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
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Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
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And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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