I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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