I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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