I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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