these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
What a dumb baby whore.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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