One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
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She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
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All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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