why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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