i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
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So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
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I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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