well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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