it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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