weddingsv make me drug and hornr
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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