i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
