The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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