sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
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they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
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I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
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