she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
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pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
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He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
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Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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