I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
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She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
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Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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