if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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