did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
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Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
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HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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