There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I could have mohawked her pubes.
she smelled like a LAN party
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Randomize
