oh fat girl friday strikes again...
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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