So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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