So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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