I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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