I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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