i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
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There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
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Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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