I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
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