I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
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Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
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There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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