She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
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She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
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Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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