She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?