the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
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im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
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It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
How does it feel to date your dad?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.