Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
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He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
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And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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