Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
you would pick up someone in the library
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
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i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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