My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
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He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
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he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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