a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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