Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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