so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
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I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Floor bacon is actually really good
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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