i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
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Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
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Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
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