Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
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