"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Dick very happy bro
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.