Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Randomize
