yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
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She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
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Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Who died my cat blue again?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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