I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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