Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
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my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
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You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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