mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
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whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
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The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
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So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
the raccoons are back...
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