Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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